AC 116 Inflight Movie Reviews
October 8, 2009 by Brian Finch
Filed under Acid Reflux Reality Show, Travel
Terminator Salivation:
The first movie in my in-flight review series lived up to its expectations. This baby is not even a rental, yet the perfect mush to help pass the time on a trans-Canada flight.
Christian Bale is not as hot as I thought he was, I much preferred the sexy death-row guy who gives his body to science only to find out years later he’s a machine. And a damn sexy one.
My imagination makes this guy a lover and not a warrior, as he turns out in the movie. Instead of blow up dolls, these fleshy metal hunks could safely take a load and turn into my seed into some sort of green energy.
Just think, “Guilty plea free sex” It’s coming in the future.
Nonetheless, I give Salvation Terminator one flight attendant call button ring only to say, “Girl if these was any worse I’d have to walk off the plane.”
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3
Unlike the first in-flight feature, this movie had action that kept my interest. It also reminded me that increasingly I find men with beards give me a hard on.
The rough trade, just out of jail, villains are hot. Pelham kept my attention, or should I say, shwing, all the way to the very end. The credits rolling up with perfect timing as we rolled into our gate.
Now if we could only mix this cast with a Treasure Island Production and I’d be in heaven. Not only would I rent this video, I’d hire many of the cast for several hours.
My rating: Four dings on the stewardess call button, not only to annoy the shit out of them, but to also get the location of Vancouver’s closest establishment of incarncination.
