June 18/19 Using My Ass For The Betterment of Mankind.
June 19, 2009 by Brian Finch
Filed under A wee tale, Acid Reflux Reality Show, most recent
The theme today seems to be pain in the ass. Stupidly, I upgraded to Wordpress 2.8 without checking on the bug status. I should know better. Needless to say all hell broke lose, and it was time to restore to the back up. In doing so the editor is fucked and now it’s going to take more steps to get simple things done.
Yesterday, my pain in the ass was literal. But at least it was for science.
It’s always nice to know my asshole has contributed to the betterment of mankind. I would like to think this hasn’t been the first time, or the last.
My most recent visit expanded the role of my participation. The study is about HPV. I tell you there is nothing like a visit to the Toronto General to visit my lovely & newly trained Macedonian researcher to feel like a petri dish.
Yesterday, to tell the truth feel more like a spay day for the man bits. First she puts on some sort of gauze with vinegar, I’m not sure why, maybe to indicate spots that may have potential HPV exposure.
There I lay basking in the lovely cooling sensation while we chatted about where my Macedonian researcher was, and how many weeks she is taking off this summer.
The next step, as I looked at the ceiling was the taking of what felt like an emery board to bits and pieces.
“Geeeze, I feel like I’m getting weird variation of a facial and this is the exfoliating part.”
It’s really hard not look anywhere but the ceiling. If I look down, I’m watching this red-headed woman playing around with my parts, and if I look off to the side, I see that nasty computer screen with all those portraits of my butt, inside and out.
Which always lends me to think, “If I don’t want to look at that, do you really think I want to be having others poking around there?”
I also wondered to myself, “I wonder if any guys gotten a hard on while she’s filing away? “ Some guys like that sort of thing, or worse.
“Please Doc, can you do that a little rougher?
Speaking of rougher, it was now time to get on my side with my knees up to my chest.
Always a deep sigh during these moments of glamour and dignity.
Marie, the assistant says very nicely, “You’ve got a very good junction.” It might have been juncture, but let’s face it when someone’s flattering me about something being up my ass, I’m not paying too much attention to the details.”
“Ya, we can see really well!”
“Great” I answered back.
What exactly do you say to that?
All I can say is that I’ve very happy I won’t be back for another six months.
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