Feb 19/06 Hola

Feb 19th, 2006 Hola
Lovin´Puerto Vallarta, hating this spanish keyboard!
So I will keep this short,

Went to a great drag show on my first night, Ida Slapher was her name, a texan drag queen.
She told one joke I loved.
There is this blond chick on a red eye to LA. SHortly after take off, she heard the announcement that everyone was free to walk around.
She unbuckled herself and got up. She looked around and then went into the first class.
A few moments later a flight attendant went over and said ‘’ You weren’t sitting her on take off, I am afraid I am going to have to ask you to return to your seat in economy.’’
The blond looked at her and replied, ‘’ No, I’m blond, beautiful and on my way to LA, I can sit anywhere I want.’’
Ok, the flight attendant thought, gave her a dirty look and went to another member of the crew and asked if he could deal with her.
So this flight attendant comes over to the blond and asked once again, ‘’I’m sorry, but since you did not pay the big airfare to sit here, you are going to have to go back to your seat.’’
The blond looked at him and replied, ‘’ No, I’m blond, beautiful and on my way to LA, I can sit anywhere I want.’’
‘’Ok,’’ he thought to himself.
The two flight attendants went over to the captain and told him about this blond woman who refused to leave first class. ‘’Oh bring her over, I know what to do.’’
So the two went over and asked the blond to come with them to have a word with the captain.
‘’Honey,’’ the pilot began, ‘’ we need you to go back to the economy to sit in your seat.’’
The blond looked at pilot and said, ‘’ No, I’m blond, beautiful and on my way to LA, I can sit anywhere I want.’’
The two flight attendance watched as the captain asked the blond to get closer to him. The captain was whispering something in her ear.
Suddenly the blond huffed, turned around and sat back in her seat.
The flight attendants both exclaimed, ‘’My god what did you say to her?’’à
‘’Well, my wife is blond so I know how to handle them’’
‘’Tell us, what did you say?’’
The captain smiled, glanced up at the two very curious crew members and said, ‘’ I told her first class was not going to L